![]() Ron finally coming to his senses and breaking up with Tammy when she starts beating up Tom.When Tammy shows up at the intervention and proceeds to make out with a now shirtless Ron, everyone leaves the room. Jerry is the only one that seems to have completely missed that Ron and Tammy are bad together, including bringing a wedding gift to the intervention.The reactions of Ben and Leslie seal the deal. The cops all start giving a rundown on the situation like they were in Cops. The fight between Ron and Tammy in the bar with the police around.while Leslie is trying to work three feet away. They have an impromptu book-club meeting with Kelly the handcuffed guy. Tom and Donna turn out to be really into the Twilight books.Leslie: Some guy handcuffed himself to a pipe in my office because we wouldn't put a copy of Twilight in the time capsule. Smash Cut to Ron cutting the reg book in half with a bandsaw while giving an utterly poisonous Death Glare to the camera. Mark's visit to Ron's woodworking studio, where he counts code violations (it's a big number), hands Ron a copy of Indiana's building code regulations (it's a big book), and gives him 24 hours to fix them. ![]() Leslie's attempt to lay out a battle plan to capture the possum is interrupted by Andy, who just runs at it screaming before tackling it.only to see him already over a hundred feet away sprinting like the wind. After seeing Fairway Frank (an absurdly huge possum), Leslie turns to Tom to get his help. ![]() The alarm starts beeping as Leslie shoves a cart full of books over and runs away.) Leslie throws a book at the librarian, shoves a stack of them over, and makes a break for it.) (scans DVD) Hmm, you seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called "MYSTERIES OF THE FEMALE ORGASM"! Leslie: You're pretty cocky for someone whose job is obsolete because of the Internet. Are they finally teaching you parks people how to read? Oh, I guess not. It escalates as all three start screaming and Leslie and Ann are trying to hold Ron down, then Smash Cut to: When Ron takes too much pain medication and washes it down with Scotch, Ann and Leslie have to induce him to vomit, which he refuses to do because it would waste the whiskey.April and Andy telling each other jokes to make the other do a Spit Take.Donna realizing the window on her Mercedes has been smashed and completely losing it to the point that Ann assumes she's having a heart attack.I'm good at tolerating pain I'm bad at math, and. This would not happen if I had a penis! What? Bitches be crazy. I guess when my life is incomplete, I wanna just shoot someone. All I wanna do is have babies! I'm just going through a thing right now. I don't even remember! I'm wearing a new bra, and it closes in the front, so it popped open and it threw me off. Leslie: I got that tunnel vision that girls get. Leslie talking about the vandalized historical mural.But I always tell other people to, so that there’s more room for me on the low road." Complete with appropriately ridiculous-looking hand gestures. Then we immediately cut to Tom's talking head: "I never take the high road. ![]()
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